UNItopia News: Brett Medien, Gruppe SF_und_Fantasy, Artikel 491
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Titel: Stark Trek Borg Sprueche ;)
Artikel: 491 Bezug: 0
Verfasser: Fireddl Datum: 24.04.00 01:35:24
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"I am Bill Gates of Borg. Windows is futile. You will be restarted."
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"I am a friend of Borg. Denying is futile. Hell, you can hate me, but
you can't change me!!!"
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"The name's Borg. James Borg. I'd like a martini. Assimilated, not
stirred."
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"I am Bones of Borg. Logic is futile. You will be dead, Jim, coz' I'm a
doctor, not a long-eared, green-blooded..."
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"I am Caesar of Borg. I came, I saw, I assimilated."
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"I am Darth Vader of Borg. You don't know the power of assimilation!"
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"Darmok at El-Adrel. The Collective at El-Adrel. Darmok in the
Collective. Darmok of Borg."
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"I am Protestnik Vogon Jeltz of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be
thrown out of the ship. But first, I'll read some poems..."
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"I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg. Oh, Jean-Luc, what futile thoughts..."
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"I am Dad of Borg. You're going to be assimilated, if you like it or
not, young man!"
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"I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is voltage over amperage."
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"I am John Cleese of Borg. ...And now for something completely
irrelevent:
Resistance. Spam is futile. ...And now it's time for the penguin on top
of your television set to be assimilated."
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"I am, aeh, Boris of Borg, and, aeh, hehehe, jaaa, aeh, ich meine...
Bin ich schon assimiliert?"
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"I am Sinatra of Borg. Start spreading the news... We're assimilating
today...You will become a part of it... the Borg... the Borg..."
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"Ich bin Goetz von Borg. Bestellt Eurem Herrn, bei Widerstand kann er
mich im Arsche lecken."
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"I am Professor of Borg. Understanding is futile. You will be
frustrated."
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"I am Harry of Wijnford. RTL is futile. You will win all these
prices..."
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"I am Hugh of Borg. I'm not human... I'm Hugh-Man!"
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"I am Gremlin of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will feed me after
midnight!"
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"I am Scotty of Borg. Resistance is futile, but it'll take some hours to
get this damned thing working!"
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"I am AOL-User of Borg. SEND ASSIMILATION!!!!!!!1"
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"I am Arthur Dent of Borg. The earth is irrelevant, considering that it
will be destroyed on the worst Thursday there ever was..."
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"I am Teenage Mutant Ninja Borg. Cowabunga is irrelevant!"
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"I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Eat
my shorts!"
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"I am Arnold of Borg. Termination is futile. You will be annihilated."
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"I am Lionel Hutts of Borg. I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but there's no law
against assimilation."
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"I am Politician of Borg. Of course you will NOT be assimilated, and
resistance is NOT futile!"
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"I am Jessica Rabbit of Borg. I'm not bad, I'm just assimilated that
way..."
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"I am Crusher of Borg. These medical tests show that you've been
assimilated!"
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"I am McGyver of Borg. You will be improvised. Resistance is voltage
over amperage."
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Andreas:
I am Administrator of Borg. Complaining is futile. You will be kicked."
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Roy:
"Resistance is futile and 7 of 9 the most beautiful drone in the
universe."
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Jakob:
"I am Spock of Borg. Assimilation is faszinierend."
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Helena:
"Wir sind die Schluempfe. Widerschlumpf ist schlumpflos. Wir werden Sie
einschlumpfen."
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Attila:
"Ich bin Haider of Borg! Wiederstand ist zwecklos! Du wirst
abgeschoben."
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"Ich bin Jackson of Borg! Hautfarbe ist zwecklos. Du wirst gebleicht!"
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"I'm Al of Borg! You won't be assimilate, you are fat!"
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"I am Scotty of Borg. Resistance is futile, but it'll take some hours to
get you assimilated!"
(frei nach Cheatah)
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"I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will eat my shorts!"
(frei nach Cheatah)
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"I'm LaaLaa of Borg! Resistance is futile! Winke Winke!"
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"I'm Seagal of Borg! Mimic is futile! You will be bored!"
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mfg Fireddl
