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THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL

VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry.
VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW.  Variables are
assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators.  Other operators include
the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY.  Loops are accomplished with the
FOR SURE construct.  A simple example:

LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START
IF PIZZA        =LIKE BITCHEN AND
GUY             =LIKE TUBULAR AND
VALLEY GIRL     =LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2
THEN
        FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100
                DO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
        SURE
LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE
GOTO THE MALL

VALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages.  For
example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the
message GAG ME WITH A SPOON!  A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY
AWESOME!